Thursday, April 30, 2015

Translation and Audrey & Kates' Reaction to the TV Show




Script if you just want to read...

23:00 (Yukina) Two of the guests are, one of my daughter’s favorite YouTubers, sisters Audrey (11) and Kate (6). They have a Japanese dad and an American mom. They are just kids but their technique is amazing! Take a look!
23:28 (Yukina) It’s a game that plugs a real guitar to a TV. Watch her fingers! She is amazing!
23:37 (Yukina) And you can’t forget Kate’s scream. Crazy and cute! I wanted to see them live, so we invited them.

24:24 (Yukina) Come on in It’s Audrey and Kate
24:45 (Yukina) First we have Audrey and Kate. I’m always watching them with my kid. Here they are. 
24:53 (Yukina) Thanks so much for coming! I always wanted to see them play. 
You are always checking their channel?
24:57 (Yukina) Yes, we are. My kid watches them too.
25:01  (Goto) So, it’s a game?
25:02 (Yukina) Not a regular game. You use a REAL GUITAR! Right?
25:07(Audrey) Yes
25:08 (Yukina) Her technique is great! More you watch, more impressed you’ll be. 
25:12 In addition, Kate here, keeps screaming, shaking her head.
25:23 She’s no joking around. So, Kate is the very part of music.
25:26 (Goto) I see! I see!
25:27  (Yukina) In addition, the room they are in is pure Japanese with Tatami and Shoji.
25:32  (Goto) Ah, that makes it very different/unique?
25:36 So, Kate. Does it make you pumped up watching your sister play guitar ?
25:39  (Kate) HUH?????
25:44 (Audrey) It’s not like we tell her to do that. She just kind of starts doing her own thing.
25:48  (Goto) She just kinda started doing stuff on her own??
25:50 So were you practicing by yourself?
25:54 (Audrey) Ah…. What?
25:55  (Kate) Ba hahahahhaha
25:56  (Shelly) Funny kids!

Introduces Marimo Kosugi (comedian in Japan)
Introduces Sato (comedian in Japan)
Sato does his skit (he is known for not being very funny - that is his thing)
27:40  (Goto) Oh, Kate is laughing. Hey, what do you think about this guy? Is he funny?
27:42  (Sato) WOOOOW
27:43 (Kate) Pft 

27:50 Topic #1 - Comparing coolest love events of your life
Audrey - Received 2 rings
Marimo - Never had a boyfriend (23 years)
Sato - Missed work to be with a girlfriend

28:01 (Goto) You got 2 rings???
28:04 (Goto) What’s that about?
28:06 (Shelly) You are so young!!
28:07 (Goto) Yea, isn’t it too early??
28:11 (Audrey) When I was 3rd or 4th grade, I had a boyfriend. 
28:17 (Shelly) In 3rd or 4th grade??
28:19 (Tokui) What does that mean? Like to go on a date?
28:21 (Audrey) No, we never went out. Like writing letters to each other, etc. 
28:26 (Goto) Ah, I see.
28:27 (Yukina) So cute!
28:29 (Goto) And who asked who out?
28:31 (Audrey) Me
28:33 (Goto) Oh, Audrey, you are pretty forward.
28:36 (Goto) Was he good-looking?
28:38 (Audrey) Ah, just normal.
28:39 (Kate) Hey, I can pretend like I’m a fish!!!!
28:42 (Goto) HUH??!?!!  What is that about??!?!

EVERYONE Starts laughing because of Kate’s abrupt interruption, bragging about her unique skills.

28:57 (Tokui) OMG
28:58 (Shelly) This kid is a genius.
29:03 (Goto) Kate, wa what was that?
29:06 (Kate) My fish-face is like this…. 
29:20 (Goto) I think that was the most abrupt, surprising thing that happened to me.
29:24 (Goto) I’ve been a TV host for a while but that was something else.

29:27 REPLAY

29:38 (Goto) Entering a conversation like that was the funniest.

29:43 (Goto) OK, about the letter. What did you write?
29:46 (Audrey) Nooo...
29:50 (Kate) Stop being so shy!

29:53 (ANNOUNCER) THIS SHARP-TONGUED 6 year old is UNSTOPPABLE! 
Because Marimo looks so pretty, people think she had plastic surgery.
29:58 (Goto) Marimo insists she hasn’t done plastic surgery on her face.
30:00 (Kate) I think she had it done.

30:07 (Tokui) Now in these letters, do you say, I like you or something like that?
30:12 (Kate) I have noooo idea about those kind of things. 
30:17 (Goto) Kate you didn’t write it, right? 
30:19 (Goto) Did you write something like I like you?
30:21 (Audrey) Not just like you but I really really really really really like you!
30:22 CUTE!
30:23 (Goto) WOW. I see. So that is the guy that gave you a ring?
30:30 (Audrey) Yes.
30:31 (Goto) Happy?? Receiving the ring?
30:32 (Audrey) It was so surprising. I stood there with my mouth open.
30:38 (Kate) Yea, like this. (Kate with her mouth open wide.) 

30:53 (Goto) So, Marimo, you’ve never had a boyfriend?
(They talk about her character of not really liking people.)
31:18 (Goto) Not even a kiss?
(They ask Marimo if she ever had a felling of love at first sight.)
31:47 (Goto) What do you think about that as an 11 year old, Audrey?
31:52 (Audrey) Even I have kissed someone.
31:56 (Everyone) WHAAT?????
32:02 (Goto) Your dad and mom are here.
32:04 (Goto) Is that ok!??!?!?
32:11 (Goto) They look surprised! **This was the 1st time the dad found out…. Mom knew…
32:13 (Yukina) At a loss for words!?
32:15 (Goto) It must have been a cute kiss on the cheek, a greeting kind of thing.
32:19 (Kate) I love hamsters and ferrets.
32:24 (Goto) HUH??? What are you saying!!!
32:35 (Goto) She is talking about her favorite animals.
32:33 (Kate) They’re so cute.

34:35 *Sato starts his skit*
34:48 (Kate) ……
34:50 (Goto) Hey, Kate. What did you think of that?
34:53 (Kate) He is just a normal human.
LAUGH
35:01 (Goto) Like a dude that’s not doing anything?? Just a guy wearing some clothes, standing there.

36:12 TOPIC 2 What is the thing that you are so worried about now?
Audrey - school field trip
Marimo - Plastic surgery doubts
Sato - Mean girlfriend

*Marimo insists she hasn’t hard plastic surgery on her face.
Yukina thinks she has.
37:20 (Yukina) She has done it!!
37:24 (Goto) You had it done, right?
37:24 (Marimo) No.
37:28 (Goto) Are you sure?
37:31 (Goto) Let’s ask Kate about it.
37:32 (Goto) She keeps saying she hasn’t done it.
37:34 (Kate) I think she has done it!!
LAUGH
37:42 (Goto) Kate said so, so I think that’s true.

37:52 (Audrey) From spring, Kate will be in 1st grade. We have a field trip to welcome them. I am a bit worried that she will be paired up with some gross boy.
38:05 (Goto) I see. What is a gross boy to you? Or let’s say what kind of guy do you not like?
38:09 (Audrey) A guy that is always causing trouble and those who aren’t very kind.
38:15 (Goto) Hey, Kate. Do you like boys who always cause trouble?
38:20 (Kate) I don’t like them. Like so-and-so in my class at school.
38:21 (Audrey) Hey, don’t say that. 
38:27 (Goto) Did she just say one of the boy’s name in her class?
LAUGH

38:37 TOPIC 3 I am the best there is at this!
Audrey - Rocksmith
Marimo - Collects Rocks
Sato - Luck

38:48 Audrey and Kate Rocksmith!!!
38:51 (Goto) This is a game?
38:52 (Audrey) Yes.
38:53 (Yukina) On some Heavy Metal Magazine/site, I saw them listed in the top 10.
39:01 (Goto) Did you know that Audrey?
39:03 (Audrey) No.
39:04 (Goto) You didn’t know??
39:06 (Yukina) You were on it. So awesome!!
39:09 (Yukina) Yea, all these heavy metal adults and in there you guys are listed.
39:17 (Goto) Wow. So, their in there amongst other rock musician?
39:20 (Goto) So, I guess they are going to let us see the game!

39:27 (Announcer) Here they are performing!

Surprise
How do you do this?
damn…
Kate scream

40:37 Look at her right hand?!
40:46 WOW!!
40:50 Amazing!!
41:00 (Yukina) I am so happy to be able to see them live!!
41:02 (Goto) What did you think of your sister’s performance?
41:04 (Kate) She was so COOL!!

41:14 TOPIC 3 Actually, I……
Marimo - see Chaplin
Sato - haven’t stopped smoking.
Audrey - really like Tokui (the comedian.)

41:22 (Goto) You like Tokui?
41:24 (Goto) Hey, Audrey. You like Tokui?
41:29 (Goto) You are turning red! You like Tokui??
41:35 (Goto) What do you like about him??
41:37 (Audrey) He’s cool.
41:38 (Goto) What else?
41:40 (Audrey) He’s funny!
41:44 (Goto) Cool and funny? That’s like the best compliment for guys!
41:53 (Tokui) Oh, I’m still single.
41:54 (Tokui) If I asked you out, would you?
41:55 (Audrey) Yea.
41:57 *Kate makes a chicken sound. We think she was bored of the topic.
42:00 (Tokui) Kate, this is a really important moment right now.
42:07 (Tokui) Wanna go out?

42:11 (Tokui) I’ll take you to the beach or something and those paparazzi can take our photo?!

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

今夜11:59PM放送!「今夜くらべてみました」We will be on TV tonight.

今日11:59pmに放送予定です。すごく夜おそいけど、明日はお休みだから、見て良いよと言われました。ケイトは寝てるかもしれないけど、楽しみです。
ロックスミスは発売されてずっとやってきて今日も朝プレイしてから学校へいきました。毎週水曜日にUBISOFT SFさんからDLCが届くのでいつも楽しみです。今週のはすごく難しいということで、楽しみです。

日本でのテレビ出演は初めてで、自分の部屋以外での演奏も初めてで、トークも初めてでした。緊張したけど、ケイトのおかげでとても楽しかったです。
ケイトはなんか全然緊張してなくてすごかったです。しかもおしゃべり(毒舌?!)ばかりしてました。びっくりでした。

演奏はケイトとできてすごく嬉しかったです。お客さんの前でもaccuracyが98%いってたと思うので、それもよかったし、いつもみたいにケイトが踊ったり、スクリームしたりしたので、楽しかったです。

それから、いっぱい有名な人と会えたのも嬉しかったです。
これからも応援よろしくお願いします!


The show will be on at 11:59PM tonight in Japan! It's so late but there's no school tomorrow, so I hope to watch!!! Kate might be asleep but I am really excited!
I've been playing Rocksmith since it was released. It has been so much fun! This morning I played, right before going to school.
Every Wednesday, I get a new DLC from Ubisoft SF. This week's DLC, I heard is really tough, so I am looking forward to it.

Anyway, this was my first time to be on TV in Japan. It was also my first time to play guitar outside of my room and talk on TV too.  Was a bit nervous but because of Kate, I had so much fun.
For some reason, Kate didn't seem nervous at all. She was talking a lot. I was so surprised.

Playing guitar was so fun and I am so happy that I was able to perform with Kate. I think I got over 98% on the song, so that made me happy. Plus, Kate danced and screamed as usual, so it made me feel so happy!!!

I also had a chance to meet some celebrities here which was awesome!

I hope to keep playing and having lots of fun!! Thanks so much for your support!



Wednesday, April 22, 2015

4月28日の「今夜くらべてみました」に出演します。Will be on TV April 28th Konnya Kurabete Mimashita





Here is a video of us in TOKYO. We will be on TV next week (April 28th) in Japan "Konya Kurabete Mimashita."
It was our first time performing and talking on TV!!!
We met lots of celebrities, talked on the show and played ROCKSMITH 2014. It was AMAZING!!!

Official TV page:
http://www.ntv.co.jp/konkurabe/
TV program guide (Some photos of us here)
http://tv.yahoo.co.jp/program/?sid=37720
Offiical Youtube Page
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmGON8_RoQNfDObLwFxmjvQ

収録のため東京に行きました。来週4.28に「今夜くらべてみました」に出演します。
初めてのテレビで演奏とトークに挑戦しました!!とても楽しかったです。

Official TV page:
http://www.ntv.co.jp/konkurabe/
TV program guide (Some photos of us here)
http://tv.yahoo.co.jp/program/?sid=37720



Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Audrey and Kate Get Ticket Stubs Collection from a Fan PART 2 + BONUS! チケット半券をファンの方から頂きました!

We got an awesome gift again of Ticket Stubs Collection!! This time all the way from France!!!
Thank you so much!!!!

Here are the photos that were shown to Audrey and Kate!!

今回もチケット半券をファンの方から頂きました。フランスからの贈り物でした。
本当にありがとうございます。


こちらがオードリーとケイトに見せた写真です。